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Amadaun

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  1. (De)Motivational... and Funny Stuff (NSFW)

    Eight - the queen of them all passed a couple years back She might have been mostly blind and not moving much at 17, but that doesn't mean that Alice wasn't a literal force of nature for her entire life. She broke the vet's computer three days before she passed. Because FUCK YOU, I'M THE QUEEN. *stomps on everything*
  2. (De)Motivational... and Funny Stuff (NSFW)

    I teach Sunday school and do their social media. I'm respectable and have yet to burst into flames when I cross the threshold.
  3. (De)Motivational... and Funny Stuff (NSFW)

    I'm 90% sure that my eyes didn't glow red. I mean, I'm only occasionally literally zapped by my church's font of holy water (because I'm really good at building up and holding an electric charge, shut up.)
  4. NAFTA - The Battle Begins

    You flatlanders and your not growing up at 10k above sea level and your "required levels of oxygen for sufficient bodily functions" - pfft. Here we grow extra red blood cells and celebrate our inevitable brain damage from lack of air! It's not a mountain party until there's a corpse preserved in dry ice!
  5. My E3 2018 Experience

    LOOOOOOOT
  6. (De)Motivational... and Funny Stuff (NSFW)

    I was removed via planned c-section because I apparently refused to be a normal baby. Or even a normal breech baby. The OB/GYN actually had to untangle all my limbs. And according to my mom, I glared at her once I was out.
  7. NAFTA - The Battle Begins

    *Coloradan laughter*
  8. NAFTA - The Battle Begins

    Unfortunately, we live in a world where laws haven't quite caught up with technology. There's still the general: "It's online, so it doesn't count!" way of dealing with things like threats and hate speech. The UK is dealing with upskirt photos right now (in the US, Massachusetts made it a crime, while Texas said it was free speech.) But that's a rant for a new thread. And also back to the topic: Trump had to claim bankruptcy on casinos. CASINOS. MULTIPLE CASINOS. That takes a new level of incompetence. His first casino was 3 BILLION in debt after only one year. I'm not surprised that he doesn't know how money works, much less the global economy. Finally: I googled Tilly Endurables. That's the most Canadian clothing I've ever seen. It could only be more Canadian if there was an extra pocket for your maple syrup.
  9. (De)Motivational... and Funny Stuff (NSFW)

    May have a dark side? *insulted noises* She's my niece! Of course she has a dark side!
  10. Updates and Announcements - May 2017

    Exactly! They're required medical equipment and trained professionals! Adorable and well-loved, but they are not pets.
  11. NAFTA - The Battle Begins

    He hit the news here in Colorado a few years back, because that's where his daughter lives. Lots of talking about parental rights and stuff. No, he didn't get custody. But yeah, it's not illegal to be a pedophile. It is illegal to prey on children. And as for raping his partner, since they're dead, he won't ever be charged. And yet Corey Stewart won the Republican primary. He was endorsed last year (for his gubernatorial run) by the guy who actually organized the Charlottesville white supremacist rally. Even appeared with the asshole at a couple of that group's events. And yes, Trump supports him.
  12. NAFTA - The Battle Begins

    Welp. Stealing that.
  13. The Elder Scrolls VI Announced

    Again: *clears throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  14. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    1. AndalayBay

      AndalayBay

      Unfortunately all we see on the main forum page is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... I was going to ask if you had visited the doctor today. :D

    2. Vincent

      Vincent

      I knew with every fiber of my being that they would announce it this year but that still didn't stop me from loudly shouting "FUCK. OH FUCK THEY DID IT" at my screen when I was watching the conference.

    3. AndalayBay
  15. NAFTA - The Battle Begins

    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kim-jong-un-offers-to-host-peace-talks-between-united-states-and-canada
  16. Random Stuffz

    *hisses at the humidity*
  17. Random Stuffz

    ...I feel lied to about England.
  18. (De)Motivational... and Funny Stuff (NSFW)

    My niece used to be the Dread Pirate Baby. And 8 months later, she's clearly a 1920s mob boss sending an orca to sleep with the fishies.
  19. Kitties!!

    It's only a US thing, but it's a very important thing:https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/hug-your-cat-day/
  20. Random Stuffz

    *squints at England* What heat?
  21. NAFTA - The Battle Begins

    Careful reading through this. He's terrifying. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nathan-larson-congressional-candidate-pedophile_us_5b10916de4b0d5e89e1e4824 https://babe.net/2018/03/19/pedophile-congress-nathan-larson-virginia-43317 Edit: His campaign website's been removed. Thank God.
  22. Random Stuffz

    I demand the recipe.
  23. NAFTA - The Battle Begins

    Pfft. Like Trump knows what those are.
  24. NAFTA - The Battle Begins

    The thing is, North Korea's done this before. Playing nice to get sanctions dropped. This isn't the first time, and it isn't the last. Except Trump isn't smart enough to play along. Meanwhile, we've got an actual admitted rapist pedophile neo-nazi running for Congress in Virginia on a platform legalizing incestuous marriage, child pornography and "benevolent white supremacy." Because the US is a goddamn trash fire right now and I'm not even 100% positive he'll lose.
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