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Movie Quote Game

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Here's the new quote.  This ones from a very well known film.

"When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador trofeo de los hombres" means the demon who makes trophies of men." 

 

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Oh dear, I'm always unprepared for winning.

 

 

Char 1: "Remember, you're in England. The land of good manners"

Char 2: "It's snowing!"

*Slam*

Char 3: "hah hah hah!"

Edited by Vorians

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Same film, different scene:

 

Char 4: If you insist on seeing [redacted] and desire to be alive when you do so, do exactly what I say, [redacted]! Your left arm is dead and hangs lifeless at your side.

Char 4: Lean on the crutch! Left foot turned in! Tilt your head, and glare with your good eye! Now crack your mouth, and drool! Now growl!

Char 1: Urgh.

Char 4: Growl!

Char 1: ARRRGGHHHHH!!!!

Char 5: HOW'RE YOU?!

Char 1: NOT BAD, YOU?

Char 5: NOT BAD!

Char 1: ALRIGHT!

 

 

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Sounds like it might be one of Robert Downey's Holmes films (but I thought Shaun of the Dead for a moment - 'nice voicework!' etc - but zombies with crutches, nah. Zombie parrots would be good, tho...)

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Alrighty.  I've got one.  Martial arts movie.

1. "You told me: using any technique that works.  Never to limit myself to one style.  To keep an open mind."

2. "Why?!"

1. "To honor you, shidoshi."

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Haha... perhaps I have stumped the forum?  A hint, then.  This is one of the first movies from a pretty famous 90's martial arts guy.  He's still around, but nothing as famous as his 90's stuff.

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It sounds like that really awful martial arts movie Keanu Reeves was in. I don't remember the name of it. Jimi watched it. I'll have to poke him to see if he recognizes it.

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So it's likely to be one of:

Jackie Chan (but he started in the 70s and most films were from the 80s)

Jet Li

Jean Claude Van Dam(me?) (but he started in the 80s; still doing many films since 90s, but they aren't very successful)

That American guy with the beard whose films are really lame and cheesy but Americans love him (was in Expendables 2 or 3, don't know if he's done anything else between 90s and then - did he also start in the 80s?)

 

 

So, it's probably not anyone in the above list after all as I just dismissed most of them as viable. I'm good at making lists, but not necessarily accurate or useful ones.

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2 hours ago, Visceral Moonlight said:

That was a film...?

It is a comedy about an overweight incompetent, if I remember rightly, he was adopted by a Japanese ninja trainer, and so was trained to be a ninja. But he was so bad, messing everything up, that his father gave him a fake mission to get rid of him, sending him to Beverly Hills to rescue a woman. He of course succeeds after a lot of bumbling around. I watched it a few months ago, just remembered it, and I knew it was from the 90s.

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I recall the film, never saw it though. Chris Farley right?

Edit, saw your link. Yep Chris Farley. My sister was a big fan. Worth a watch?

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