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There are some things I shouldn't read while thinking about Chayka. She's been taking notes.

 

This is...probably a bad thing.

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Guest theinfamouskat

:laughing2dw: I needs to send this to Doris. She'll LAWL so hard.

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Who is this Doris you speak of? Given how hard I LAWLed, it seems I would get along well. (Or...possibly have a showdown with over who gets to rule the world. One of the two.)

 

...

 

 

*shoves Chayka back into the BACK of the brain*

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LOL. Doris is my AMAZING vocal instructor. She's TOTALLY going to grow up to be an evil overlordess. :biggrin:

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Yep. :laughing2dw:

 

She just wishes he were a little warmer... *shudders* ...like a popsicle up your jumper...

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Seriously, Jude is in Toby-mind-state and totally REBELLING against the whole other section of Deception. I keep telling her "cold showers.... coooooold showers..."

 

"No. No, not gunna. Can't make me. ...no. Okay, maybe. A little. later. Eventually. GAH."

 

 

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Chayka came out of my subconscious...so I think that means that...um...

 

 

Well, it could mean a lot of things. Possibly, I'm a closet nymphomaniac necrophiliac. (But probably not.)

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[cheesy accent]

 

Ve haf vays of making you.

 

Oh yes, ve haf vays... *rubs hands together*

 

[/cheesy accent]

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Like duck tape. ... and Ben Stein.

 

... :blink: God. Imagine:

 

 

The Inn

 

read by... Ben Stein.

 

 

...fail.

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Ben Stein reading the sex scenes.

 

*gigglesnort*

 

Win.

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"Now put that mouth of yours to good use, my dear." [/ben Stein]

 

FAIL

 

 

@jude: Because I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

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WHY O WHY IS MY ROOMATE GOING TO BED EARLY SO I HAVE TO BE QUIET WITH MY EVIL LAUGH!?!? WHY!?!!!?!?!?

 

(sorry)

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I swear, Chayka reads like a checklist of crazy evil bitch tropes.

 

 

 

Anything that Moves – And quite a few that don’t. Those stone hands aren’t just for restraint, you know.

 

Ax Crazy – Do I have to point this out? Really?

 

Bitch in Sheep’s Clothing – Chayka enjoys pretending such sugary-sweet innocence that it’ll make your stomach turn. And then when you’re not looking, she’ll eat someone. Someone nice. And their puppy.

 

Boat Lights – One of Chayka’s eyes is ice blue with a slit pupil. The other is the eye color of whomever she’s currently wearing. It’s the only part of her she can’t change.

 

Body Surf – Chayka moves from body to body when her current shell dies…and given how she treats people, she doesn’t live for very long. It’s rare for her to stay in a body for more than a few years, and usually she ends up surviving only a couple of months, if that.

 

Chaotic Evil –Yep. Totally.

 

Cold-Blooded Torture – Well, not completely cold-blooded. She gets off on it…whether she’s the torturer or the torturee.

 

Complete Monster – Yes.

 

Destructo Nookie – She’s destroyed more of Moriva’s furniture, clothing and skin than any of his enemies.

 

Evil is Sexy – If you really liked sex and had a couple hundred years to design the perfect body, you’d be sexy too. Chayka and Moriva damn near embody this trope when they’re together.

 

False Reassurance – If she says something like: “Don’t worry - a horrible death is the last thing that will happen to you,” it usually means quite literally that.

 

Fetish Fuel – Because she consistently straddles the line between ‘Kinky’ and ‘Ew’. And yes, that’s probably a dirty joke.

 

Finger-Lickin’ Evil – Chayka tends to grow claws, and even when she doesn’t, her nails are damn sharp. She uses them in both battle and bed…after which they’ve got to be clean, of course. Omnomnomnom.

 

For the Evulz – Everything Chayka does, she does for her ‘game’. Yep. That’s the closest thing she’s got to a motive. It’s all a big game for her. And it’s fun.

 

From Nobody to Nightmare – Betcha didn’t expect her to turn out like this when I first introduced her. (Truthfully? Neither did I.)

 

Gender Bender – Chayka actually has no gender. Or rather, she’s both. Or maybe it is neither… Anyway, she can be male or female with equal ease. She simply prefers to be female. She says it’s the multiple orgasms.

 

Hannibal Lecture – Chayka loves doing this. And letting her victims know that she’s doing it. Because it’s no fun just breaking people physically.

 

Hot for Student – D’Varae…Magnus…most of the Mages Council when she was at the Arcane University…

 

I’m a Humanitarian – Chayka likes to nibble on her lovers. And her enemies. And particularly delectable-looking strangers. Incidentally, magic-users taste tingly.

 

In Love with Your Carnage – Want to make her hot? Tear out someone’s liver and eat it in front of her. Just make sure you share.

 

Large Ham – And we wouldn’t have her any other way.

 

Magnificent Bastard/Bitch – Chayka shows signs of this when she’s not being completely off the wall, psychotically violent, or incredibly horny. She’s scariest when she’s actually plotting something logically.

 

The Masochism Tango – Chayka and Moriva are actually more horribly suited for each other – they’re both sadomasochists, they both love blood, they’ve each got the balls to scream at and mock the other, they both have sex drives of epic proportions, he can actually survive what she does to him in bed…and they’re both damn hot.

 

Mind Rape – Done quite literally when Chayka claims a new body. Done slightly less literally, but no less horribly to most of her victims.

 

Moral Event Horizon – She started on the far side of this, and has no inclination to go back.

 

Obfuscating Insanity – Oh, make no mistake, she is absolutely insane. Just how much her lack of sanity detaches her from the rest of the world is up for debate.

 

Parental Incest – Her ward/guardian relationship with Moriva verges on this. As well as what’s going to happen with Moriva’s new body. And really, would we put this past her?

 

Power Born of Madness – Chayka claims that she can do what she does because she’s too nuts to know that she shouldn’t be able to.

 

The Pornomancer – Yeah, she can call up unnatural lust to get her conquests…but where’s the fun in that?

 

Psychotic Smirk – A sign that things are going her way.

 

Slasher Smile – A sign that things are definitely not going yours.

 

Schrodinger Fu - I once described Chayka in battle as being a working example of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. You never know where she's going to be or what she's going to bite off.

 

Slouch of Villainy – You can tell by her posture if she’s being innocent or normal. True normality for her is being sprawled out on a sofa, absolutely naked. With a glass of wine. And a couple other naked people (living and/or dead).

 

Terms of Endangerment – Chayka gives people pet names. Most of them are ‘Little (insert name here)’ Her more intimate lovers merit another name – she calls Moriva her Wolf (and variations thereof), for example.

 

The Unfettered – Being chaotic, Chayka has trouble settling on a single goal. But when she does, she’ll do anything to achieve it. More importantly, she doesn’t see anything as impossible for her.

 

Unholy Matrimony – She’s convinced that she’s in love with Moriva and Magnus…and to all appearances, she is. Yeah…this should totally worry everyone.

 

The Vamp – Chayka has few qualms about those she seduces (willingly or no) and then discards. The hunt, usually, is far more attractive to her than actually keeping her prey.

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I KNOW. :afrightned: And I get the feeling I'm still missing some. Like "High-Octane Nightmare Fuel" off the top of my head.

 

Oh, and I ought to also link to the progress thread of the pic I drew of her. I like the new version much better. She's got more meat on her bones and is less waif-ish than Cla'nee or Dove now. A good healthy girl. Physically, not mentally. :blink:

 

So you can check it out Here. NSFW, but really, nothing she does is.

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So I did Chayka's personality test. I think it did a pretty good job - claims she's a bit more logical than she is, but...she doesn't really fit in any sort of healthy psychological profile, anyway. :blink:

 

Oh, and updated her playlist in the first post as well. Check it out.

 

Now, on to Cla'nee's!

 

 

The Visionaries

 

As an ENTP, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you take things in primarily via your intuition. Your secondary mode is internal, where you deal with things rationally and logically.

 

With Extraverted Intuition dominating their personality, the ENTP's primary interest in life is understanding the world that they live in. [since she has no idea where she came from, yes.] They are constantly absorbing ideas and images about the situations they are presented in their lives. [?and filing it away for blackmail material.] Using their intuition to process this information, they are usually extremely quick and accurate in their ability to size up a situation.

 

With the exception of their ENFP cousin, the ENTP has a deeper understanding of their environment than any of the other types. This ability to intuitively understand people and situations puts the ENTP at a distinct advantage in their lives. [And she uses this advantage ? boy, does she ever.] They generally understand things quickly and with great depth. Accordingly, they are quite flexible [*chortles* In all senses of the word.] and adapt well to a wide range of tasks. They are good at most anything that interests them. [sex. Politics. Power struggles. Making things go boom.] As they grow and further develop their intuitive abilities and insights, they become very aware of possibilities, and this makes them quite resourceful when solving problems. [scarily enough, yes.]

 

ENTPs are idea people. Their perceptive abilities cause them to see possibilities everywhere. [Or as Chayka calls them ? the ?paths?.] They get excited and enthusiastic about their ideas, and are able to spread their enthusiasm to others. In this way, they get the support that they need to fulfill their visions. ENTPs are less interested in developing plans of actions or making decisions than they are in generating possibilities and ideas. Following through on the implementation of an idea is usually a chore to the ENTP. [Chayka says: ?That?s what minions are for, dear.?] For some ENTPs, this results in the habit of never finishing what they start.

 

The ENTP who has not developed their Thinking process will have problems with jumping enthusiastically from idea to idea, without following through on their plans. [Plans? What plans? I see no plans. It?s more that?she sees the result and pokes things until they do what she wants.] The ENTP needs to take care to think through their ideas fully in `order` to take advantage of them. The ENTP's auxiliary process of Introverted Thinking drives their decision making process.

 

Although the ENTP is more interested in absorbing information than in making decisions, they are quite rational and logical in reaching conclusions. [sometimes. I do wish she wouldn?t do that. It creeps me out.] When they apply Thinking to their Intuitive perceptions, the outcome can be very powerful indeed. A well-developed ENTP is extremely visionary, inventive, and enterprising. [And in Chayka?s case, scary as HELL.]

 

ENTPs are fluent conversationalists, mentally quick, and enjoy verbal sparring with others. [Verbal foreplay, anyone? *inches away*] They love to debate issues, and may even switch sides sometimes just for the love of the debate. When they express their underlying principles, however, they may feel awkward and speak abruptly and intensely. [Yeah ? she does, doesn?t she?]

 

The ENTP personality type is sometimes referred to the "Lawyer" type. The ENTP "lawyer" quickly and accurately understands a situation, and objectively and logically acts upon the situation. Their Thinking side makes their actions and decisions based on an objective list of rules or laws. If the ENTP was defending someone who had actually committed a crime, they are likely to take advantage of quirks in the law that will get their client off the hook. If they were to actually win the case, they would see their actions as completely fair and proper to the situation, because their actions were lawful. [Or because she won, and that?means she won. Yup.] The guilt or innocence of their client would not be as relevant. If this type of reasoning goes completely unchecked by the ENTP, it could result in a character that is perceived by others as unethical or even dishonest. [Hahahahaha!...hooo?sorry, okay?I?m good. Pfft ? Hahahahahahahahaha! ?just a wee bit.]

 

The ENTP, who does not naturally consider the more personal or human element in decision making, should take care to notice the subjective, personal side of situations. This is a potential problem are for ENTPs. Although their logical abilities lend strength and purpose to the ENTP, they may also isolate them from their feelings and from other people. The least developed area for the ENTP is the Sensing-Feeling arena. If the Sensing areas are neglected, the ENTP may tend to not take care of details in their life. If the Feeling part of themself is neglected, the ENTP may not value other people's input enough, or may become overly harsh and aggressive. [Other people simply don?t matter to Chayka. They?re prey, not people.]

 

Under stress, the ENTP may lose their ability to generate possibilities, and become obsessed with minor details. These details may seem to be extremely important to the ENTP, but in reality are usually not important to the big picture. [When she starts ?going sane?, this is exactly what she does.]

 

In general, ENTPs are upbeat visionaries. [if by ?upbeat? you mean ?manic?, then yes.] They highly value knowledge, and spend much of their lives seeking a higher understanding. They live in the world of possibilities, and become excited about concepts, challenges and difficulties. [Yes. Very much so, yes. The game isn?t fun if it?s easy.] When presented with a problem, they're good at improvising and quickly come up with a creative solution. [by setting something on fire.] Creative, clever, curious, and theoretical, ENTPs have a broad range of possibilities in their lives. [?on fire.]

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:laughing2dw: So, playing NFS: Undercover... yeah, Recoil's "Want" is totally on there. Gave me shivers. Totally Chayka.

 

FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T LISTENED, SONG AND LYRICS TO FOLLOW.

 

 

I want to know how it'll end

I want to be sure of what it'll cost

I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me

I want you to call me on your drug phone

I want to keep you alive so there is always the possibility of murder later

I want to be there when you learn the cost of desire

I want you to understand that my malevolence is just a way to win

I want the name of the ruiner

I want matches in case I have to suddenly burn

I want you to know that being kind is overrated

I want to write my secret across your sky

I want to watch you lose control

I want to watch you lose

I want to know exactly what it's going to take

I want to see you insert yourself into glory

I want your touches to scar me so I'll know where you've been

I want you to watch when I go down in flames

I want a list of atrocities done in your name

I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back

I want to remember when my nightmares were clearer

I want to be there when your hot black rage rips wide open

I want to taste my own kind

I want to be wrapped in cold wet sheets to see if it's different on this side

I want you to come on strong

I want to leave you out in the cold

I want the exact same thing... but different

I want some soft drugs.. some soft, soft drugs

I want to throw you

I want you to know I know

I want to know if you read me

I want to swing with my eyes shut and see what I hit

I want to know just how much you hate me so I can predict what you'll do

I want you to know the wounds are self-inflicted

I want a controlling interest

I want to be somewhere beautiful when I die

I want to be your secret hater

I want to stop destroying you but I can't

And I want and I want and I want

And I will always be hungry

And I want and I want and I want...

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Massive (okay, only four songs, but hey...) song update for Chayka and her minds. See first post.

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Another new song for Chayka. AWMUHGARD. Have I mentioned how much I love the music from the Silent Hill series?

 

 

 

Lyrics:

 

Enough...

With the light...

Tell me one...

More time...

My blood...

Your line...

 

Is this you, inside?

 

Death... to the living...

The flame has no living heart

 

In the `order`, of life, they know you there...

As you saw it, your plan, a real shot in the dark...

 

Came a little, too late, it's over...

 

Calling, the children...

Conception...

And dying...

Silent, but screaming!

 

Damage done to the flesh, what they said...

In the name of the...

Damage done to the heart, is the start, of the end!

Damage done to my soul, and you know, it knows where my...

Damage done to my life, cursing loud, at the chaos!

 

You're here, you're gone...

It's not fair, I'm lost...

Your god, your fear...

Was it worth...

The price?

 

Pray. For the children!

You lost along the way

Still remember, the names, and faces...

Cold. And abandoned

They cry, their fate put in your hands

 

When it's over, they come to haunt you...

 

Wasted... Confusion...

Deadly... Illusion...

Nightmare... Intrusion!

 

One more soul to the call, for all...

In silence...

Comes two more souls to the call, for all...

And in time...

Three more souls to the call, they bond...

Unknowing that four more souls to the call, won't be all, and you know it!

 

Sacrifice...

Wasted life...

Death in me...

Redefines...

Someone, chooses you...

Lucky one, close your eyes, your family knows you're here!

 

Calling, the children...

Conception...

And dying...

Silent, but screaming!

 

Damage done to the flesh, what they said...

In the name of the...

Damage done to the heart, is the start, of the end!

Damage done to my soul, and you know, it knows where my...

Damage done to my life, cursing loud, at the chaos!

 

One more soul to the call, for all...

In silence...

Comes two more souls to the call, for all...

And in time...

Three more souls to the call, they bond...

Unknowing that four more souls to the call, won't be all, and you know it!

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Akira Yamaoka is a GOD. Love the hell out of that music.

 

Also, present found on DA sent to me from a friend, seeing as "Naba" is one of Chayka's minds. :biggrin:

 

I'd consider it almost the definitive Gerudo pic, as Twilight Princess didn't have any Gerudo since the valley "returned to the sand," LAME. But the art work on the outfit is AWESOME.

 

Nabooru_of_the_desert_by_Eroticatyphon.jpg

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I swear, between Akira Yamaoka, Nobuo Uematsu, Yuki Kajiura and Yoko Kanno - I just want to move to Japan for a while and try to absorb some musical talent.

 

*drools at the pretty*

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I'm surprised I didn't think of this one before. I'm torn between...this is a hilariously awesome song for Chayka and...er...oh God, this is like Funny Aneurysm Moment x10 after what happened with poor Vilandon.

 

Either way, I'm probably evil.

 

 

 

 

(And sorry...Angela Lansbury's level of hilariously crazy far surpasses the movie version of the song. Much better for Chayka in this case. Also, far funnier of a song.)

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