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My real Canadian name is Strong Moose Sausage. I'm trying to decide if that's a good thing... :ermm:

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Hey, I lived in Maine for seven years - some of you guys say aboot!  :P  (After all, I blame Canada for the hellish mix that is the Maine accent.  It's a blend of Bostonian and Canadian, and it still sometimes tries to crop up in my speech seventeen years later!)

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I'm the only one in my family with a sorta-accent!  (Well, okay, my dad pulls a Marylander accent sometimes still.)  But I've got the dropping of the Gs and the occasional strange pronounciation of the A and such if I get tired or tipsy.

 

Hilarious story about my ex:  He boasted about how his Wisconsin accent was considered a "non-accent" and that "they train newscasters to have a midwestern accent" and "You sound like a hick with your accent!"  Well, he found a quiz online that allowed you to try an pinpoint your acccent based on how you think words are pronounced.

 

Guess which one of us ended up with the result of "No accent"?  :rofl:

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Going through my archives, I happened across one of those RPG type lists of what stuff is wrong. Not sure which list this is but it's 1975 lines.Some of my favorites:6. Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.13. Must not murder canon NPCs in their sleep, no matter how cliche they are.31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.41. Gnomes do not have the racial ability 'impromptu kickstand'56. No matter how well I roll, a squirrel cannot carry a horse and rider at full sprint.73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.93. I am to remind my DM that he must never, ever give my paladin a dire boar for a mount again.106. I do not have weapon proficiency in cat.138. If the mere thought of it costs the others sanity, I'm forbidden from doing it.154. I am not allowed to rub the monk's head for luck.179. Chummer means he is my friend, not that sharks find him tasty.190. Duel wielding small animals is strictly forbidden.207. The following weapons are not legal choices in a duel: Steamroller, Nerve Gas, Landmine, Midget.226. Troll bubblegum...bad idea.380. I cannot use the ventriloquism skill to convice the fighter his new sword is a magical talking one.I do love this list :D

Edited by deaths_soul

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That sounds a lot like Ama's 101 things she's not allowed to do in Oblivion... which grew to 601 things the last time I remember. Ama, we need to bring that one back!

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Mwahahahaha - I shall dig it up!  And we shall have to start working on 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Skyrim.

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Things you do NOT do in ANY of my Elder Scrolls games

 

1. Add a Bosmer with NON-all-black eyes

 

2. Make Bosmer Eat Bread

 

3. Make even more people think Bosmer are pushovers by being "swarmed" by golden assed elves....

 

 

 

 

Bethesda..... you... have sullied your own damn lore of Bosmer....

 

-_-

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My real Canadian name is Strong Moose Sausage. I'm trying to decide if that's a good thing... :ermm:

So you're a *living* message then? :P

 

 

Strong Moose Sausage

 

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So you're a *living* message then? :P

 

 

Strong Moose Sausage

 

 

*groans*

 

You're just as bad as Sunseahl. :D

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:P You also say "ass over pickle cart" which is my favoritest thing in the whole world. ILU? :P

 

:cry: don't kill me plz  :whistle:

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Yeah, we live chat all the time. And she pronounces stuff weird too!! :P Although Amadaun's accent is funnier. *runs*

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Yeah, over Skype haha.

 

I do? Like what? Other than "horrible" which I know about because my boyfriend points it out to me all the time.

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