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The IT Crowd can be either extremely tedious or rather funny. Richmond the Goth with Alice Cooper overtones was underexposed but only because of his exile to the Red Room. Funny, I had a job like that once for a while- but instead of turning me Goth it did something worse.

Ach: the ratbags cut it! But we get the general idea that Richmond's tastes were the catalyst for his "undoing":

 

Edited by Schtearn

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Why " :("?

 

Poor over-bred doggie.

 

 

Oh!  No, that's not overbreeding.  I'm guessing by how she moves and sits, she has Cerebellar Hypoplasia like my kitty does.  It's not a genetic thing, it's caused by some in-utero injury.  Loca actually seems to have a pretty mild version.  Hence why I called her a "Bobble."  That's my cat's name.  "Merry Bobble."

 

Don't be sad - videos like this help CH pets get adopted!

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Goethe said:

 

That glorious hymn, Veni Creator Spiritus, is really an appeal to genius. That is why it speaks so powerfully to men of intellect and power.

Here's the first two & last two stanzas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8n_r_T8m0

 

 

Veni, Creator Spiritus,

mentes tuorum visita,
imple superna gratia
quae tu creasti pectora.  
 
Qui diceris Paraclitus,
altissimi donum Dei,
fons vivus, ignis, caritas,
et spiritalis unctio.  
 
Tu, septiformis munere,
digitus paternae dexterae,
Tu rite promissum Patris,
sermone ditans guttura.  
 
Accende lumen sensibus:
infunde amorem cordibus:
infirma nostri corporis
virtute firmans perpeti.  
 
Hostem repellas longius,
pacemque dones protinus:
ductore sic te praevio
vitemus omne noxium.  
 
Per te sciamus da Patrem,
noscamus atque Filium;
Teque utriusque Spiritum
credamus omni tempore.  
 
Deo Patri sit gloria,
et Filio, qui a mortuis
surrexit, ac Paraclito,
in saeculorum saecula.
Amen.  
 
Come, Holy Spirit, Creator blest,
and in our souls take up Thy rest;
come with Thy grace and heavenly aid
to fill the hearts which Thou hast made.
 
O comforter, to Thee we cry,
O heavenly gift of God Most High,
O fount of life and fire of love,
and sweet anointing from above.
 
Thou in Thy sevenfold gifts are known;
Thou, finger of God's hand we own;
Thou, promise of the Father, Thou
Who dost the tongue with power imbue.
 
Kindle our sense from above,
and make our hearts o'erflow with love;
with patience firm and virtue high
the weakness of our flesh supply.
 
Far from us drive the foe we dread,
and grant us Thy peace instead;
so shall we not, with Thee for guide,
turn from the path of life aside.
 
Oh, may Thy grace on us bestow
the Father and the Son to know;
and Thee, through endless times confessed,
of both the eternal Spirit blest.
 
Now to the Father and the Son,
Who rose from death, be glory given,
with Thou, O Holy Comforter,
henceforth by all in earth and heaven.
Amen.

It hasn't converted this poster :P -but yeah.

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Don't you just love these old cartoons? But how did that sweep at the beginning get so jerky? Reminiscent of touring Cyrodiil in the FX550!

 

Edited by Schtearn

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After all the sparkle that's gone under the fridge, the IPB update doesn't appear to have sunk too deep into the slough of despond. That being only due to the pirling efforts of Anda and VM,- but Anda in particular. And let's hope that in either case we make the best of what we have or make the best of what's to come. That requisite magic can only be performed when the lady is in the groove!

 

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On the rare occasion that I apply makeup, I do scream like a pterodactyl.   And rage-kill all who cat-call me.

The blood of the catcallers is perfect lip liner.

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I have NEVER done that in my life. Not even for my wedding. Guys if you don't like what I look like, FUCK YOU.

And I hate to tell that woman, but the end result didn't look any better than the beginning...

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4 hours ago, AndalayBay said:

And I hate to tell that woman, but the end result didn't look any better than the beginning...

Oh good, it wasn't just me who thought that.

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