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Your niece looks mean in the first picture, Ama.  She may have a dark side :).  Them keeids...

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6 hours ago, Malonn said:

Your niece looks mean in the first picture, Ama.  She may have a dark side :).  Them keeids...

May have a dark side?

*insulted noises*

She's my niece!  Of course she has a dark side!

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5 hours ago, Malonn said:

Lol.  Uh oh, does Ama play in the dark?  Was she born in the dark?

I was removed via planned c-section because I apparently refused to be a normal baby.  Or even a normal breech baby.  The OB/GYN actually had to untangle all my limbs.

And according to my mom, I glared at her once I was out.

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Lol.  Did your mom say your eyes looked like Rick Moranis's when he glared at the guy offering a horse drawn carriage ride?

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On 6/18/2018 at 5:25 PM, Malonn said:

Lol.  Did your mom say your eyes looked like Rick Moranis's when he glared at the guy offering a horse drawn carriage ride?

I'm 90% sure that my eyes didn't glow red.

I mean, I'm only occasionally literally zapped by my church's font of holy water (because I'm really good at building up and holding an electric charge, shut up.)

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I was sat on my placenta so had to come via old-timey C-Section, top to bottom zipper.

My sister, also an Emily, took the medal though - she sat on my mother's lymph node and broke it, to this day mama's leg swells up in the summer.

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Even dear old Ireland has joined the space race!

Edit: One of those props looks a spitting image of Tom Baker. Perhaps he is!

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On 2018-06-19 at 8:04 AM, Schtearn said:

What's your emergency code?

 

I think it would have been better if it was 911 in binary. :P

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19 hours ago, Amadaun said:

I'm 90% sure that my eyes didn't glow red.

I mean, I'm only occasionally literally zapped by my church's font of holy water (because I'm really good at building up and holding an electric charge, shut up.)

Ok, ok, ok... 90% sure.  Church?!

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5 hours ago, Malonn said:

Ok, ok, ok... 90% sure.  Church?!

I teach Sunday school and do their social media.   I'm respectable and have yet to burst into flames when I cross the threshold.  

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14 hours ago, Amadaun said:

I teach Sunday school and do their social media.   I'm respectable and have yet to burst into flames when I cross the threshold.  

:D Lol

What denomination is the church?

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Eight - the queen of them all passed a couple years back

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She might have been mostly blind and not moving much at 17, but that doesn't mean that Alice wasn't a literal force of nature for her entire life.  She broke the vet's computer three days before she passed.  Because FUCK YOU, I'M THE QUEEN. *stomps on everything*

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