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#61
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You still need to finish this, don't you?
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!
-- Attributed to Thomas Beecham in reference to the performance of a female cello soloist

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I need to reformat the earlier stuff, too.

 

...

*sets books on fire*

(Note:  I promise that if I actually do set the books on fire, I will record that.)


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Can I help? I'm good at that.

#64
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After you're done your review. I need a good laugh these days. :D
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!
-- Attributed to Thomas Beecham in reference to the performance of a female cello soloist

#65
NobleShadowHunter

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I need to reformat the earlier stuff, too.

...
*sets books on fire*

(Note: I promise that if I actually do set the books on fire, I will record that.)


Kill it. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Aim high in life, but watch out for flying boxes


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Sigurd Stormhand

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I need to reformat the earlier stuff, too.

 

...

*sets books on fire*

(Note:  I promise that if I actually do set the books on fire, I will record that.)

 

 

I want to see your face grinning as the books are consumed.


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NobleShadowHunter

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I need to reformat the earlier stuff, too.

 

...

*sets books on fire*

(Note:  I promise that if I actually do set the books on fire, I will record that.)

 

 

I want to see your face grinning as the books are consumed.

 

Maybe have the Firebird Suite or Shosty 5th Symphony playing in the background as you do so.  :evil:


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Flight of the Valkyries! It'd be a great fit. :D

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Finish your reviews first!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!
-- Attributed to Thomas Beecham in reference to the performance of a female cello soloist

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Amadaun

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I need to reformat the earlier stuff, too.

 

...

*sets books on fire*

(Note:  I promise that if I actually do set the books on fire, I will record that.)

 

 

I want to see your face grinning as the books are consumed.

 

 

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Edit:  Avatar says: "I'll take that as a compliment."  Sig says: "Don't upset me.  I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."


Edited by Amadaun, 18 October 2016 - 08:45 PM.

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Sigurd Stormhand

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I need to reformat the earlier stuff, too.

 

...

*sets books on fire*

(Note:  I promise that if I actually do set the books on fire, I will record that.)

 

 

I want to see your face grinning as the books are consumed.

 

 

attachicon.gifgrinch grin.gif

Edit:  Avatar says: "I'll take that as a compliment."  Sig says: "Don't upset me.  I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

 

 

Pish, he's not as pretty as you are.

 

(Watch as Amadaun proves impervious to all compliments, until she finally erupts in violence).



#72
Amadaun

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"Finally" erupts in violence?  Darling, brutal violence is always my first reaction to anything.

 

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My second reaction is to absentmindedly walk into a wall and then pretend that never happened.

 

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"Finally" erupts in violence?  Darling, brutal violence is always my first reaction to anything.

 

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My second reaction is to absentmindedly walk into a wall and then pretend that never happened.

 

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No dear, your first response is a string of snarky (exceptionally witty and incisive) comments, only then do we get to see violence.

 

:P


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If you do intend do to some violence, would you mind if I brought popcorn?

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